Shitty
Ideas
Turned
Masterpieces of shit

My Uncle has never been so proud

OUR

SERVICES

DM Sliding Lessons

Bad Ideas that no respectable man would ever use

Private Investigators for all your dirt diggin needs

Amazing Excuses to get away from that one annoying bastard you hate

WHO

WE ARE

A Group of Retarded Twats that have bad ideas and even worse depression, we are absolutely not the best choice for any problem you have that requires witty insults, good ideas, spying and relaying information and gossip or trying to get with that girl that you have been eyeing up for a while. actually, yeah we are the best choice, because i don't know a single bloke that does all that for a respectable price point, and if you're not happy with our service, we really don't care.

OUR
WORK

Browse our amazing library of Bad ideas

OUR

TEAM

We have an all-star team featuring Virginity Man, The God of Deception, Shinobu Simp, Smokin' Worm and Quandale Dingle, plus his less-know half-cousin Quandavious Higglebottom Quongonk.