

Shitty
Ideas
Turned
Masterpieces of shit
My Uncle has never been so proud
OUR
SERVICES
DM Sliding Lessons
Bad Ideas that no respectable man would ever use
Private Investigators for all your dirt diggin needs
Amazing Excuses to get away from that one annoying bastard you hate

WHO
WE ARE
A Group of Retarded Twats that have bad ideas and even worse depression, we are absolutely not the best choice for any problem you have that requires witty insults, good ideas, spying and relaying information and gossip or trying to get with that girl that you have been eyeing up for a while. actually, yeah we are the best choice, because i don't know a single bloke that does all that for a respectable price point, and if you're not happy with our service, we really don't care.
OUR
WORK
Browse our amazing library of Bad ideas



OUR
TEAM
We have an all-star team featuring Virginity Man, The God of Deception, Shinobu Simp, Smokin' Worm and Quandale Dingle, plus his less-know half-cousin Quandavious Higglebottom Quongonk.





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FACTS
106
UNHAPPY CLIENTS
198
SHITS TAKEN
506
BAD IDEAS
1603
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