The Geek Car

The first Car powered by your unhealthy addiction to inhaling flavoured chemicals that you can hardly pronounce the name of. Simply plug our new Bubble Tea flavoured Vape (Only available in that sketchy corner shop across the road) Right into the fuel plug and take a hit as you hit the road. The real beauty of this is all the ways we fuck you over when it comes to money  but my manager said that i am not allowed to tell you, the point is this baby only costs 42p at your local corner shop, you might be asking how we make money at that price point, but all you need to know is yes, we do make money, and it's by exploiting your addiction to flavoured death.


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